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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 166832" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A <strong>blind man</strong> enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">falls</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">absolutely quiet.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">tell</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you should know five things:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1- The bartender is a blonde girl.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2- The bouncer is a blonde girl.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">lifter.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">joke?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times<span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 166832, member: 186250"] [FONT=Arial]A [B]blind man[/B] enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to [/FONT][FONT=Arial]the[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]falls[/FONT][FONT=Arial]absolutely quiet.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]tell[/FONT][FONT=Arial]that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]you should know five things:[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]1- The bartender is a blonde girl.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]2- The bouncer is a blonde girl.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight[/FONT][FONT=Arial]lifter.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that[/FONT][FONT=Arial]joke?"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times[SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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