STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet. The Apple boss has pledged to start with the letter 'a' and hopes to have all the vowels protected by 2015. Once all the letters of the alphabet have been secured the company will then move on to punctuation and eventually gain control of all numerals between 0 and 9 and any others that you may be hiding somewhere. Jobs said: "I© lo©o©k fo©rwa©rd to© the© da©y a©ll se©nte©nce©s lo©o©k li©ke© thi©s. "The day we copyright the copyright sign is going to be an interesting one and may give us a glimpse into what infinity looks like. Wow."
