Are you queuing up for Kate Moss' undies?

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Not me. :D

On the radio it said, the "queues are massive". Reminds me of a time I worked in a department store in North Shields. This was ages ago, but I said to the manager, why don't some of the staff go outside and queue outside the door, to make it look like we have bargains inside."

It worked, apparently we were up on that day. I didn't see any of the money though.:mad: ;)

Anyway, what I am trying to say is DON'T BELIEVE THE QUEUES. :D :D
 
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I hope that they are not based on her current ones.. :eek:

Since she started hanging around with that grubby finger nailed moron she has gone downhill herself.. For the last two weeks everyday in the paper she's worn the same jeans and boots. (on three continents)

What a shame, from a real stunner to junkies sloppy in just 18 months..
 

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I saw his nails too, they were filthy. Looks like he had them up his botty! Yuck! And he had scabs and blood on his arms. What does she see in that scruffy, drugged-up loser, I will never know.

Women can accept a fat, ugly man, but what they HATE are dirty men who don't shower. :D
 

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Saturlight said:
Women can accept a fat, ugly man
Music to my ears; there's hope for me yet...
 

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So are her new line of undies Super-absorbent to go along with her "lifestyle"? :D
 

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Nope ... didn't queue for a Sainsbury's bag either.:-Nooo
 

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I saw that "unique" plastic carrier, that says "Plastic Bag" on the front.

It's selling for £5....

....£120 on Ebay. Err...like...get a life! :D ;)
 

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Just when you think people aren't that stupid, they go and prove you wrong again
 

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I might invent a plastic carrier bag with the words "sack of potatoes" on the front. Oops, dear me, that's another winner! :D We'll get around £40 for that. :D
 

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Queue up, not me-I dont see the point to it.Kate Moss was standing in the window making like a manequin too.
As for that idiot she is with, who knows the power he has over her? That she has a weak personality (if any at all) is obvious, him being dirty probably turns her on-it takes all sorts to make a world.
 

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Well done to Pete Doherty I say, his taking plenty of people on a bloody great big ride and making a mint!

As for these 'celebrity' clothes lines, its an amazing con, just shows how completely deluded some (as in minority) young women are, it really is like worshipping.
 

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I have some bad news. She didn't design them. Someone else did. :D Criminal, ain't it, guv?
 

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As for that idiot she is with, who knows the power he has over her? That she has a weak personality (if any at all) is obvious, him being dirty probably turns her on-it takes all sorts to make a world.
He is probably just well connected and supplies her needs whatever they may be but she must be spaced out to allow grubby hands like his to well....need I say more :confused
 
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Before she starting slobbing with that junkie Kate was in the paper at most once a month and looking pretty fine too..

She's now in them every day and looking (on the whole) ordinary at a push.

She is however is making a mint from it and has no shortage of contracts lined up.

It will no doubt end in tears, either he will top himself or murdering somebody in his drugged up state. I somewhat think he trying to be a modern day Sid Vicious, difference being Sid was cool and original at the time.

I can't for the life of me see why editiors spend money on putting them in the papers :-Nooo
 

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I never really saw Kate as a model. She looks plain and skinny to me, and has a gimpy eye like Columbo. Plus, have you ever seen her interviewed? Maybe she can't talk.:confused
 

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Jordan's husband Peter Andre is seriously ill in hospital with meningitis-she is keeping a vigil by his side. I hope he pulls thro, you wont see much reported about that in the media tho.
 

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He is probably just well connected and supplies her needs whatever they may be but she must be spaced out to allow grubby hands like his to well....need I say more :confused
Thanks for leaving me with that thought.... :eek: :-puke
 

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Saturlight said:
Not me. :D

Reminds me of a time I worked in a department store in North Shields. This was ages ago, but I said to the manager, why don't some of the staff go outside and queue outside the door, to make it look like we have bargains inside."

It worked, apparently we were up on that day. I didn't see any of the money though.:mad: ;)

Anyway, what I am trying to say is DON'T BELIEVE THE QUEUES. :D :D
Thats classic Arkwright stuff, (Open all Hours):-rofl2
 
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