Becks

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David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.
After about 5 minutes the driver says:
"OK give me a clue"
Beckham says:

"I had a glittering career at Manchester United,
I played in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough?"
Driver says:
"No you thick tw*t, where do you want to go?"
 

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I thought you couldn't post true stories....
 

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There was a terrible fire in David Beckham's house and his library was totally destroyed.

Which was a great shame as both his books were destroyed.

And he'd only just completed colouring one of them in.
 

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So David Beckham's career is over but, on the bright side, at least now he has something in common with the wife.
 
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