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David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.
After about 5 minutes the driver says:
"OK give me a clue"
Beckham says:

"I had a glittering career at Manchester United,
I played in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough?"
Driver says:
"No you thick tw*t, where do you want to go?"
 
I thought you couldn't post true stories....
 
There was a terrible fire in David Beckham's house and his library was totally destroyed.

Which was a great shame as both his books were destroyed.

And he'd only just completed colouring one of them in.
 
So David Beckham's career is over but, on the bright side, at least now he has something in common with the wife.
 
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