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A man enters a stationery store and asks the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replies, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"
The man says, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday."
The man says, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday."