Bizarre Insurance Claims

Lazarus

Lazarus

Retired Moderator
My Satellite Setup
80cm Motorised.
Several small Dishes.
Much else.
My Location
North York Moors
Many of these Claims have been doing the rounds for years, but they always raise a chuckle.

How about these for starters?





"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."



"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."



"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. "






Please add your own contributions .............. maybe no more than three at a time.
 
A couple more:



"The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo."



"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
 
Chuckle time:




"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."



"The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week."
 
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