Blonde Guy


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My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
A blonde guy gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling his 4 year old son comes towards him screaming and says
"Daddy!daddy! uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten S.O.B," says the husband,
"My wife's having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the kids!"


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My Satellite Setup
XTrend ET8000, Dr HD 15, PC/twinhan combination. 80cm dish. GBPVR with 2 DTTV cards +hauppauge Media MVP +Raspberry Pi running XBMC
My Location
Midlands UK
That's the same bloke who sneaked off the night shift to go home. When he got there he found his boss having it away with his missus, so he beetled off back to work and told his mate about it. That was a close one.....he nearly caught me