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A blonde guy gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling his 4 year old son comes towards him screaming and says
"Daddy!daddy! uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten S.O.B," says the husband,
"My wife's having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the kids!"
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling his 4 year old son comes towards him screaming and says
"Daddy!daddy! uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten S.O.B," says the husband,
"My wife's having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the kids!"