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<blockquote data-quote="rob43" data-source="post: 48287" data-attributes="member: 176460"><p>Lawyer: "Will you please state your age."</p><p>Little Old Lady: "I am 87 years old."</p><p>Lawyer: "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm summer evening, when a young man comes creeping upon the porch and sat down beside me."</p><p>Lawyer: "Did you know him?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "No, but he was very friendly."</p><p>Lawyer: "What happened after he sat down?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "He started to rub my thigh."</p><p>Lawyer: "Did you stop him?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "No, I didn't stop him."</p><p>Lawyer: "Why not?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my bill died some 30 years ago."</p><p>Lawyer: "What happened next?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "He began to rub my breasts."</p><p>Lawyer: "Did you stop him then?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "No, I did not stop him."</p><p>Lawyer: "Why not?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!"</p><p>Lawyer: "What happened next?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him, 'Take me, young man. Take me!'"</p><p>Lawyer: "Did he take you?"</p><p>Little Old Lady: "F***, no! He just shouted, 'April Fool!' ... and that's when I shot the little bastard."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rob43, post: 48287, member: 176460"] Lawyer: "Will you please state your age." Little Old Lady: "I am 87 years old." Lawyer: "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?" Little Old Lady: "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm summer evening, when a young man comes creeping upon the porch and sat down beside me." Lawyer: "Did you know him?" Little Old Lady: "No, but he was very friendly." Lawyer: "What happened after he sat down?" Little Old Lady: "He started to rub my thigh." Lawyer: "Did you stop him?" Little Old Lady: "No, I didn't stop him." Lawyer: "Why not?" Little Old Lady: "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my bill died some 30 years ago." Lawyer: "What happened next?" Little Old Lady: "He began to rub my breasts." Lawyer: "Did you stop him then?" Little Old Lady: "No, I did not stop him." Lawyer: "Why not?" Little Old Lady: "His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!" Lawyer: "What happened next?" Little Old Lady: "Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him, 'Take me, young man. Take me!'" Lawyer: "Did he take you?" Little Old Lady: "F***, no! He just shouted, 'April Fool!' ... and that's when I shot the little bastard." [/QUOTE]
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