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<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 65384" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p>Two fleas were at the seaside.</p><p></p><p>They started discussing their journeys there. One of the fleas said to the other, "I had a really rough ride here, I got a life on a guys beard riding a motorbike and it was windy as hell. I was hanging on for my life trying to fight the wind."</p><p></p><p>The other says "you should do what i do, go into the ladies toilet, get on their pubic hair when they go to the toilet, and get a nice cosy ride there."</p><p></p><p>The first flea things about this and says "next time I come here I will try it." </p><p></p><p>A few months later, the two fleas are at the seaside again and the second flea says "so, did you do what I said and get a lift here in the comfort of a womans pubic hair"</p><p></p><p>And the first flea replies, "well it all started off well, went to the ladies, got inside the knickers, set off, and within 5 minutes I was back on the blokes beard again"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 65384, member: 176641"] Two fleas were at the seaside. They started discussing their journeys there. One of the fleas said to the other, "I had a really rough ride here, I got a life on a guys beard riding a motorbike and it was windy as hell. I was hanging on for my life trying to fight the wind." The other says "you should do what i do, go into the ladies toilet, get on their pubic hair when they go to the toilet, and get a nice cosy ride there." The first flea things about this and says "next time I come here I will try it." A few months later, the two fleas are at the seaside again and the second flea says "so, did you do what I said and get a lift here in the comfort of a womans pubic hair" And the first flea replies, "well it all started off well, went to the ladies, got inside the knickers, set off, and within 5 minutes I was back on the blokes beard again" [/QUOTE]
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