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<blockquote data-quote="Rod Hulls Aerial" data-source="post: 70701" data-attributes="member: 177233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A guy walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There is a good looking wench sitting nearby. She looks at him and gives him a wink. He scoots over and offers her a drink, which she gratefully accepts. After a few mild pleasantries of conversation, the young lady mentions she is going through a divorce.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"You too?" says the man. Why are you getting a divorce?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"My husband thinks I am too perverted." was her reply.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"What a coincidence -- MY wife thinks I am too perverted!" he says to her.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"She says I am too kinky when it comes to s_x..."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Wow, my husband thinks the same of me, why don't we explore this kinkiness together!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He agrees, they finish their drinks and leave the bar. Knowing neither can go to one another's house because of their pending divorces, they drive to a remote location where they can be alone. The woman,<span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span>becoming quite aroused, jumps into the back seat, and takes off her clothes in anticipation of what is to come...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Please hurry, I want to get kinky with you!" she moans from the back seat.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She hears him fumble with his belt, and then hears his zip come down, then finally his pants coming down. Hardly able to control herself, she is somewhat surprised when she hears him pull his pants back up, then his zip, then his belt getting fastened.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Hey, I thought we were going to explore our kinkiness here!" she complained.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"We did!" he says, "I just crapped in your handbag!"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rod Hulls Aerial, post: 70701, member: 177233"] [font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]A guy walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There is a good looking wench sitting nearby. She looks at him and gives him a wink. He scoots over and offers her a drink, which she gratefully accepts. After a few mild pleasantries of conversation, the young lady mentions she is going through a divorce. "You too?" says the man. Why are you getting a divorce?" "My husband thinks I am too perverted." was her reply. "What a coincidence -- MY wife thinks I am too perverted!" he says to her. "She says I am too kinky when it comes to s_x..." "Wow, my husband thinks the same of me, why don't we explore this kinkiness together!" He agrees, they finish their drinks and leave the bar. Knowing neither can go to one another's house because of their pending divorces, they drive to a remote location where they can be alone. The woman,[font=Arial] [/font]becoming quite aroused, jumps into the back seat, and takes off her clothes in anticipation of what is to come... "Please hurry, I want to get kinky with you!" she moans from the back seat. She hears him fumble with his belt, and then hears his zip come down, then finally his pants coming down. Hardly able to control herself, she is somewhat surprised when she hears him pull his pants back up, then his zip, then his belt getting fastened. "Hey, I thought we were going to explore our kinkiness here!" she complained. "We did!" he says, "I just crapped in your handbag!"[/font][/size][/font] [/QUOTE]
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