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Boomerang

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After dinner speaker talking about his trips to Australia to an audience of Glasgow punters.

He has a number of props - didgeridoo, corks on a hat and a boomerang...

After talking about each item he comes to the boomerang - he picks it up and asks the audience - "Do you think if I throw this boomerang out it will come back?"

A Glaswegian voice shouts out "If it hits me it F**kin' will!"

O-Ha O-Ha O-Ha O-Ha O-Ha O-Ha
 

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LOL, I can visualise that. :-lmao