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Breast or Bottle Fed

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#1
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining
room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's
first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his
weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

" Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.

He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed
examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't
have any milk."


"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."