Bruce Forsyth's wig is absolutely terrible

[Jumpstart]

I know Bruce's wig is an easy target, but I am gonna have my say anyway.

I was watching Bruce on Channel 4 last night. The programme followed his life today with his sexy wife. It showed Bruce to be happy and very fit for an 82 year old.

He's also very rich, raking in over FIVE MILLION POUNDS last year alone. He has an alleged fortune of around THIRTY MILLION.

So why the heck does the man wear a blinkin' stupid joke wig? Seriously, I couldn't believe this wig he had on last night. It's gingery blond something. Whatever colour it is it looks blinkin' stupid. You could buy a cheap wig in a joke shop and it would look more realistic. It doesn't even have a realistic parting. It looks like an old bit of torn carpet slung on his head.

Someone tell me why a man with THAT MUCH MONEY can't spend a good sum of money on getting a very realistic hairpiece? Makes no sense to me.

 

[Channel Hopper]

I couldn't believe this wig he had on last night. It's gingery blond something.

Six months in quarantine a few years back

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[Lazarus]

Someone tell me why a man with THAT MUCH MONEY can't spend a good sum of money on getting a very realistic hairpiece? Makes no sense to me.

He's an Entertainer.

The wig is Entertaining.

 

[Channel Hopper]

By starting this thread, Jumpstart was trying to pull the rug from under him.

 

[Llew]

It's an ancestral hairloom passed on from his great grandad.

 

[Jumpstart]

Thanks for the replies. Very witty!

Anyway, Bruce should get one of these:
[video=youtube;_jTgDYfaCHU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jTgDYfaCHU[/video]

 

[PaulR]

Wow, that's a really impressive rug.

Unfortunately, the cynic in me thinks that migt be another person used for the after shots. I'd want to see him lift the corner up right at the end to be absolutely convinced.

 

[Jumpstart]

Better than Bruce's. But I do think it's real.

Well, a real wig.