• This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn more.



ASBO Club Member - Persona non grata
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
Get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the
energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and
found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at
the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the
turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there.