centipede joke

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My Location
Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which
came in a little white box to use for his house.


He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.


So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with
me and have a beer?"



But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
and having a drink with me?"



But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.



He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me?"



Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!





























A little voice came out of the box:...........































(WAIT FOR IT)...........































"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fu**1ng shoes on."
 
O-HaO-HaO-HaO-Ha

Didn't expect that


L.:)
 
nice one m8
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Sorry! Heard that at scool over 50years ago, but without the "F" word. Bought back memories thoughO-Ha .
 
good ones always come back (with addition or the f**** that was missing in the old days)
 
its the way he f****ng tells 'em O-Ha
 
Reminded me of the other oldie.
Q] What goes 99 clunk?
A] A centipede with a wooden leg.
We really had good jokes when we were kids and no need for swearing.
:-hny
 
i must admit,i wasnt gonna look at this joke thinking that id heard it before.but the curiosity got the better of me and i had to have a look.yes i had heard it before,but its still a good one..even if it is a bit corny :-)

TWAG
 
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