- Joined
- Jan 1, 2000
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- Age
- 58
- My Satellite Setup
- 1 GigaBlue Quad plus, 1 Dreambox 5620, MOTECK SG2100A DISEqC Motor, 120 cm noname offset dish, Humax 95 cm offset dish and a few UK digiboxes.
- My Location
- Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which
came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with
me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
A little voice came out of the box:...........
(WAIT FOR IT)...........
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fu**1ng shoes on."
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which
came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with
me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
A little voice came out of the box:...........
(WAIT FOR IT)...........
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fu**1ng shoes on."