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<blockquote data-quote="T_G" data-source="post: 146362" data-attributes="member: 175083"><p>This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.</p><p>So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an</p><p>unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which</p><p>came in a little white box to use for his house.</p><p></p><p></p><p>He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he</p><p>would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.</p><p></p><p></p><p>So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with</p><p>me and have a beer?"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he</p><p>waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar</p><p>and having a drink with me?"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a</p><p>few minutes more, thinking about the situation.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against</p><p>the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to</p><p>Frank's place and have a drink with me?"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A little voice came out of the box:...........</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>(WAIT FOR IT)...........</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fu**1ng shoes on."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="T_G, post: 146362, member: 175083"] This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?" Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! A little voice came out of the box:........... (WAIT FOR IT)........... "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fu**1ng shoes on." [/QUOTE]
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