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<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 76613" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p>A young man named Paul received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad </p><p>attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's </p><p>mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. </p><p></p><p>Paul tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently </p><p>saying only polite, words, playing soft music and anything else he could </p><p>think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. </p><p></p><p>Finally, Paul was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled </p><p>back. Paul shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. </p><p>Paul, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in </p><p>the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and </p><p>screamed. Then, suddenly there was total quiet! Not a peep was heard for </p><p>over a minute! </p><p></p><p>Fearing that he had hurt the parrot, Paul quickly opened the door to the </p><p>freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Paul's outstretched arms and </p><p>said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and </p><p>actions. </p><p>I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully </p><p>intend to do everything I can to correct my unforgivable behavior." </p><p></p><p>Paul was stunned at the difference in his attitude and as he was about </p><p>to ask what had made such a dramatic change, when the bird </p><p>continued......"May I ask what the Turkey did?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 76613, member: 176641"] A young man named Paul received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Paul tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite, words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, Paul was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Paul shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. Paul, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then, suddenly there was total quiet! Not a peep was heard for over a minute! Fearing that he had hurt the parrot, Paul quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Paul's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my unforgivable behavior." Paul was stunned at the difference in his attitude and as he was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change, when the bird continued......"May I ask what the Turkey did?" [/QUOTE]
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