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Condoms are a MUST

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#1
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis
covered with bright green and purple bumps.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in
two days.
The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad
news for you. You've contracted a rare case of VD. It's almost unheard of
here. We know very little about it".
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your penis".
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we
can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: No need amputate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "Youno worry! Wait two weeks, fall off
by itself!"