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IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis
covered with bright green and purple bumps.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in
two days.
The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad
news for you. You've contracted a rare case of VD. It's almost unheard of
here. We know very little about it".
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your penis".
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we
can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: No need amputate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "Youno worry! Wait two weeks, fall off
by itself!"