- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for my friend.
Married 43 years, took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 43 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20 year old.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife was a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 20 year old blond to sleep with, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and not have anything nicer than a 10 inch black and white TV ....
And isn't that the truth
!
Married 43 years, took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 43 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20 year old.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife was a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 20 year old blond to sleep with, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and not have anything nicer than a 10 inch black and white TV ....
And isn't that the truth
!
