Daddy, daddy...

[PaulR]

A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’

The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

‘You got Male!’

 

[2cvbloke]

Good job she didn't transfer a virus onto his hard disk...

 

[Vipersan]

Puts me in mind of a true story from my past ..
I was about 7 or 8 years old apparently ...and at junior school ..
Apparently I wandered into the headmasters study and asked him ..'where did I come from ?'
He immediately contacted my mother who came into school and between them was given the facts of life story ..
I sat through all of it patiently and when they had finished ...I simply said ..
yeah ..I know all that already ..
We have a book at home called 'Bodies our' ..
a medical book with sketches ....and have read it most of it ..
I just wanted to know was I born in Swinton at home ..or in a Hospital ..?
My sister was born at home ..and I was curious.
Apperently I was born in a hospital in Davyhulme..

That is a true story..
Personally I don't remember it ..but my mum does ..
lol