Deaf Dog

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My Satellite Setup
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 35 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
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Blackburn, Lancashire
My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet.

He found that the problem was excessive hair in his ears.

So he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady that if she wanted to keep the problem from recurring she should get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the chemists and bought some Nair hair remover.

At the counter the male assistant told her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The male assistant says, 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. And if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The male assistant said, 'Well, stay off your bike for a week.' :cool:
 

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