A guy takes his girlfriend home to meet his parents but tells her "I warn you that they're both deaf & dumb".
They get there and walk into the living room, his mum has got a beer bottle up her f***y, and the dad is sitting there with his nuts out and a match stick propping his eye open.
His girlfriend says "What the ****'s this??" He replies "Oh. It's sign language, my mum's saying get the beer in you c**t" and my dad's saying "bollocks, I'm watching the match"
They get there and walk into the living room, his mum has got a beer bottle up her f***y, and the dad is sitting there with his nuts out and a match stick propping his eye open.
His girlfriend says "What the ****'s this??" He replies "Oh. It's sign language, my mum's saying get the beer in you c**t" and my dad's saying "bollocks, I'm watching the match"