Dear Technical Support



Staff member
My Satellite Setup
TalkTalk TV
My Location
Worksop UK
Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,

which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to
try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several

other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and

left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for

several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the

same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this

product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0

tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be

very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were

automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
then resurfaced

months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an

automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning,
launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help
files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,

requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express

which needs to Be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches
itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could

be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife

1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before

uninstalling itself.