Dementia Test for All

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Be Honest How Many Did You Get Right ?HONESTLY ?
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Don't give yourself time to think......just do it




For Dementia



B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....


First Question:

Y
ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but
don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?



Second Question:

I
f you overtake the last person, then you are...?


























Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:

V
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take
1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another
1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add
10 . What is the total?






Did you get
5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
Maybe.




Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?








Did you Answer
Nunu?
NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary.! Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:



A
mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action ! of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?








He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really
very simple...Oh DEAR


 

GUNERDOO

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Be Honest How Many Did You Get Right ?HONESTLY ?
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Don't give yourself time to think......just do it




For Dementia



B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....


First Question:

Y
ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but
don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?



Second Question:

I
f you overtake the last person, then you are...?


























Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:

V
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take
1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another
1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add
10 . What is the total?






Did you get
5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
Maybe.




Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?








Did you Answer
Nunu?
NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary.! Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:



A
mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action ! of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?








He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really
very simple...Oh DEAR


 

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Verrrry good...
I suspect I'm losing my mind only got 1 and 4 right ..
fell right into the trap on 2 an the bonus ..
Question 3 really messes with your brain ..
I failed on that one too ..
I got just under half right so I guess Im just less than a halfwit..
Perhaps a job in government would suit me ?
:)
 

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Verrrry good...
I suspect I'm losing my mind only got 1 and 4 right ..
fell right into the trap on 2 an the bonus ..
Question 3 really messes with your brain ..
I failed on that one too ..
I got just under half right so I guess Im just less than a halfwit..
Perhaps a job in government would suit me ?
:)
 

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Vipersan said:
Verrrry good...
I suspect I'm losing my mind only got 1 and 4 right ..
fell right into the trap on 2 an the bonus ..
Question 3 really messes with your brain ..
I failed on that one too ..
I got just under half right so I guess Im just less than a halfwit..
Perhaps a job in government would suit me ?
:)

Actually you were about average :-snowman
There is already a Queue for Gov.Jobs by people who took
this TEST ?
 
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