Doctor, doctor...


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An Englishman sees an opportunity and opens a clinic for SNP voters in Scotland. He puts a sign outside that says: “Get treatment for £50, if not cured get back £100.” A Scottish doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the Englishman and earn a quick £100, so he visits the clinic.

Doctor: “I have lost my sense of taste”.
Englishman: “Nurse, bring the medicine from box no 22 and place 3 drops in the patient’s mouth”.
The doctor spits out the medicine and says “This is not medicine, it’s petrol”.
Englishman: “Congratulations, you have your taste back ….. that will be £50″.

The doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days to recover his money.
Doctor : “I have lost my memory and can’t remember a thing”
Englishman: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth”.
Doctor: “But that medicine is for the sense of taste.”
Englishman: “Congratulations, your memory is back ….. that will be £50″.

The doctor leaves, but after several days angrily returns for one last try, convinced he has the measure of the Englishman.
Doctor : “My eyesight has become weak”.
Englishman : “Well I don’t have any medicine for that. Take this £100″.
Doctor : “But this is £50 note”
Englishman: “Congratulations, your eyesight is now better ….. that will be £50.”