Driving hazard

PaulR

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A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.

The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her at the same time. He loses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side.

Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn’t go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. “Aaaaargh. Help, go get help… I’m stuck”, he shouts.

“But I have no clothes on. What’ll I do ?”, she screams.

“Here”, he says wiggling his foot, “Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It’ll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!”

She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.

“What’s seems to be the trouble?”, he asks.

“Help me”, she screams, “My husband is stuck”.

“Well. if he’s stuck up that far I’m afraid I can’t help you.”
 
Many years ago I was driving down the M6 not too far from Manchester. The M6 was busy but moving and we were trundling along the inside lane at about 45.

I noticed what looked to be rags blowing along the inside lane, then noticed a car on the hard shoulder. It had a roof box on it that had popped open during their drive.

A young lady was standing on the hard shoulder absolutely distraught - then the penny dropped that these werent rags that the traffic had been driving over for half a mile but the rather pretty young ladies underwear

:-lmao
 
So... you didn't stop to pick up any samples then?
 
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