Email heaven or hell


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My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend
to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.
Because they both had jobs, they found it difficult co-ordinating their
travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida
on a Thursday and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving
as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was
a computer, so he decided to send his wife an E-mail back in Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and sent
the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The
dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called home
to glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message,
she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived.

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you're allowed to send e-mail to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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My Satellite Setup
@sat 6910,
80cm motorised dish
..and a pointed stick!
My Location
Brilliant!! and not one swear word...hehe


Specialist Contributor
My Satellite Setup
Sky HD, TM6800HD, Manhattan Plaza ST550 and TM1500 CI+. 1.0m dish and 36v motor, Panasonic DVD HDD recorder and Panasonic video/DVD recorder. Sony G800 HD TV stand/surround system + Sony KDL40W2000. Infinity USB, Elvis, CAS1, CAS2.
My Location
Greater London
That's funny.:D