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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 94659" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Because they both had jobs, they found it difficult co-ordinating their</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">on a Thursday and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">a computer, so he decided to send his wife an E-mail back in Minneapolis.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and sent</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">the e-mail without realizing his error.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called home</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">to glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">floor and saw the computer screen which read:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">To: My Loving Wife</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Subject: I've Arrived.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">and you're allowed to send e-mail to your loved ones. I've just arrived and</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">P.S. Sure is hot down here.</span></span> </p><p><span style="color: black">O-Ha )(-red :-shh </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 94659, member: 186250"] [color=black][font='Trebuchet MS']A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago. Because they both had jobs, they found it difficult co-ordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was a computer, so he decided to send his wife an E-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and sent the e-mail without realizing his error. In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived. I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you're allowed to send e-mail to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here.[/font][/color][color=black][font=Times New Roman][size=3] [/size][/font][/color] [color=black]O-Ha )(-red :-shh [/color] [/QUOTE]
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