Embarrassing Names

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HB13DISH

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1 - Mike Hunt
Imagine how embarrassing to be paged by the PA system at any airport.
Also, there is a domain _http://mikehunt.com

2 - Alan Bates
When young Bates used to be addressed by his teachers as
Master Bates.

See if you can add few more names.
 
Don Kiddick

Ben Dover

Hugh G Rection

Tim Burr

Justin Time

Ted E Bear

Ilene dover

Wayne Kerr
 
Theres a history teacher at one of the schools here in the Borders called Norman Conquest (!)
 
Not exactly the same but our English teacher used to always say

There is a street named after me called Ingham Street
There is a street not named after me called Nottingham Street:-tree
 
Our telephone directory had an Richard Sole. He must have got fed up with jokers asking if R.Sole was available. Not in there now :-Cgrin

Llew
 
Mike Honey,

dave
 
Richard Head (call me Dick)
Tim Buktoo
Dick Tater
Phil McAvity
Manny Yak
Dan Jerr
Jay Walker
Peter Patter
Mandy Pumps
Rick O'shea
Rick Shaw
Nick O'teen
Ray Zur
 
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
Cheers
G
 
How about Mr. Robert Banks, aka Rob Banks...

This person would be stopped at each and every corner as he goes by.
 
HB13DISH said:
1 - Mike Hunt
Imagine how embarrassing to be paged by the PA system at any airport.
Also, there is a domain _http://mikehunt.com
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Better still if you persuade a dozy waitress to walk through the bar shouting has anyone see. ....etc.
 
pgh13 said:
Better still if you persuade a dozy waitress to walk through the bar shouting has anyone see. ....etc.
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Better still if all the men put their hand up ;)
 
Hi All,

This is the only one I know.......... Aaron Mycock !!!!!
 
and dont forget tony handcock from the 60s
 
And Willy Sukka
 
Bernd Haas!!
 
Patty O'doors
 
I was down the pub last night and bumped into Teressa Green and that thieving git Nick McGuiness.
 
In the Czech Republic, every surname has a masculine version and a feminine version so the wife of Mr Pavel is Mrs Pavlova. For foreign surnames you just add -ova to the man's name. You can have a bit of fun with this rule: if Mr Legg marries a Czech bride, she will become Mrs Leggova on her Czech passport; Mr Roll would be married to Mrs Rollova, etc...
 
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