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A man goes to bed while his wife is in the shower, a few moments later she joins him in bed, he feels her firm toned body beside him and he gets aroused, he takes her in his arms and stats to caress her, next he tries to move to stage 2! she says: " No, i just want you to hold me for a while, you're not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man!"
He turns over and goes to sleep. A few weeks later they are out shopping for something to wear to a friends wedding, their in a huge shopping department, the man finds his suit, tries it on within half an hour, his wife continues to circumnavigate the entire store several times, he patiently tags along suggesting different outfits, different shoes, handbags, earrings..etc.. being the perfect gentleman.
Eventually she declares that there is too much for her to choose from, the husband replies " Its ok darling, pick 2 or 3 outfits and then you can decide which one you want to wear to the wedding." Immediatley her eyes light up " Really, but they are £800 each for the dresses alone", "not a problem, you're worth it" he replies. Next he takes her to the shoe department to pick out a pair of shoes for each outfit, then to the jewellery dept to pick out necklaces and earings for each outfit and finally he helps her pick out a matching handbag for her outfits.
At this stage his wife is one step away from sheer ecstacy, all these outfits and a caring husband who wants to help her shopping and is going to pay for all these luxuries for her. Finally he suggests that they go to the checkout, so they stand in line, her beaming from ear to ear and wry smile stretches across his face, when they get to the cashier she asks him if he is going to pay for everything by cash or credit card, he turns to her and says:
"No, i dont feel like paying for it, i just wanted you to hold them for a while, you're not in touch with my financial needs as a man for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman!!!!
He turns over and goes to sleep. A few weeks later they are out shopping for something to wear to a friends wedding, their in a huge shopping department, the man finds his suit, tries it on within half an hour, his wife continues to circumnavigate the entire store several times, he patiently tags along suggesting different outfits, different shoes, handbags, earrings..etc.. being the perfect gentleman.
Eventually she declares that there is too much for her to choose from, the husband replies " Its ok darling, pick 2 or 3 outfits and then you can decide which one you want to wear to the wedding." Immediatley her eyes light up " Really, but they are £800 each for the dresses alone", "not a problem, you're worth it" he replies. Next he takes her to the shoe department to pick out a pair of shoes for each outfit, then to the jewellery dept to pick out necklaces and earings for each outfit and finally he helps her pick out a matching handbag for her outfits.
At this stage his wife is one step away from sheer ecstacy, all these outfits and a caring husband who wants to help her shopping and is going to pay for all these luxuries for her. Finally he suggests that they go to the checkout, so they stand in line, her beaming from ear to ear and wry smile stretches across his face, when they get to the cashier she asks him if he is going to pay for everything by cash or credit card, he turns to her and says:
"No, i dont feel like paying for it, i just wanted you to hold them for a while, you're not in touch with my financial needs as a man for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman!!!!
