woborny
Specialist Contributor
- Joined
- Apr 5, 2008
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- My Satellite Setup
- 1.8m Dish, most Sky and Freesat receivers, 80cm on Illusion motor and Dreambox DM7025, TDT, TDT HD, Ariva 100e,
- My Location
- Gandia, 70kms south of Valencia, Spain
[background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely.[/background]
[background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."[/background]
[background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.[/background]
[background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled butt... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.[/background]
[background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?[/background]
[background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is s_x. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"[/background]
[background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic ma'am, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."[/background]