extremely poor jokes, no. 5.

spiney

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Midlands
(I think no 4 was about 18 months ago!).

Because they're really awful .......


What do you call a Jewish driver's back number plate?

Israelite (say it slowly!).

Why do daleks never get the yoke?

Because they always eggs terminate first, before cracking it.

Doctor, should I go private?

Yes, and quickly, you don't want anyone else seeing THAT!

Doctor, I think I've got obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder .......

There once was a fellow named Dwight,
who could travel faster than light.
He set off one day
in the usual way
and quickly ran out of fuel.

There was a young lady from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
but nothing happened.
On the packet, it said: Expiry date: Apr 82.

There was a young fellow called Keeling
who got on a bus to Darjeeling.
A note on the door
said "don't spit on the floor",
so he didn't.

How many satellites can you fit into a Mini?

Depends whether they've got the solar panels extended!

Ok then, how many space shuttles can you get in a Mini?

Do they have the external tanks fitted?

Fine. Then, how many planets can you get in a Mini?

Depends how many moons each one has.

Grrrr ...... how many universes can you get in a Mini?

Are they expanding, or contracting? If expanding, then even just one might not fit .........
 
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