spiney
Guest
- My Satellite Setup
- Pace 2200 Sky digibox with ftv card, Comag SL65 FTA sat receiver, 40cm Sky minidish, Setpal terrestrial receiver (for free uk tv only!).
- My Location
- Midlands
(I think no 4 was about 18 months ago!).
Because they're really awful .......
What do you call a Jewish driver's back number plate?
Israelite (say it slowly!).
Why do daleks never get the yoke?
Because they always eggs terminate first, before cracking it.
Doctor, should I go private?
Yes, and quickly, you don't want anyone else seeing THAT!
Doctor, I think I've got obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder .......
There once was a fellow named Dwight,
who could travel faster than light.
He set off one day
in the usual way
and quickly ran out of fuel.
There was a young lady from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
but nothing happened.
On the packet, it said: Expiry date: Apr 82.
There was a young fellow called Keeling
who got on a bus to Darjeeling.
A note on the door
said "don't spit on the floor",
so he didn't.
How many satellites can you fit into a Mini?
Depends whether they've got the solar panels extended!
Ok then, how many space shuttles can you get in a Mini?
Do they have the external tanks fitted?
Fine. Then, how many planets can you get in a Mini?
Depends how many moons each one has.
Grrrr ...... how many universes can you get in a Mini?
Are they expanding, or contracting? If expanding, then even just one might not fit .........
Because they're really awful .......
What do you call a Jewish driver's back number plate?
Israelite (say it slowly!).
Why do daleks never get the yoke?
Because they always eggs terminate first, before cracking it.
Doctor, should I go private?
Yes, and quickly, you don't want anyone else seeing THAT!
Doctor, I think I've got obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder .......
There once was a fellow named Dwight,
who could travel faster than light.
He set off one day
in the usual way
and quickly ran out of fuel.
There was a young lady from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
but nothing happened.
On the packet, it said: Expiry date: Apr 82.
There was a young fellow called Keeling
who got on a bus to Darjeeling.
A note on the door
said "don't spit on the floor",
so he didn't.
How many satellites can you fit into a Mini?
Depends whether they've got the solar panels extended!
Ok then, how many space shuttles can you get in a Mini?
Do they have the external tanks fitted?
Fine. Then, how many planets can you get in a Mini?
Depends how many moons each one has.
Grrrr ...... how many universes can you get in a Mini?
Are they expanding, or contracting? If expanding, then even just one might not fit .........