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"I believe that s_x is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things
that money can buy."
Tom Clancy
"You know 'that look" women get when they want s_x?...... Me neither."
Steve Martin
"Having s_x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
Lynn Lavner
"s_x at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he
never forgets oral s_x, no matter how bad it is,"
Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a
sense of humor!)
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only
time of the month that I can be myself."
Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have s_x. ! Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having
allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So
what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and
just give her a house."
Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
 
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