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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 161694" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "I believe that s_x is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">that money can buy." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Tom Clancy </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "You know 'that look" women get when they want s_x?...... Me neither." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Steve Martin </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "Having s_x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">better have a good hand." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Woody Allen </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Rodney Dangerfield </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Lynn Lavner </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "s_x at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">George Burns </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Sharon Stone </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Jack Nicholson </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">never forgets oral s_x, no matter how bad it is," </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">sense of humor!) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">through his wallet." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Robin Williams </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">time of the month that I can be myself." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple"> Roseanne </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "Women need a reason to have s_x. ! Men just need a place." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Billy Crystal </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">what's the problem?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple"> Dustin Hoffman </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">just give her a house." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Rod Stewart </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">blood to run one at a time." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <span style="color: purple">Robin Williams</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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