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My Satellite Setup
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 35 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
A doctor on his morning walk noticed a cute older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,
so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'



'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, have s_x, and do no other exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'

'Twenty-four,' she replied.
 

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