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A doctor on his morning walk noticed a cute older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,
so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'



'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, have s_x, and do no other exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'

'Twenty-four,' she replied.
 

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