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Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane."
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady said, "Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
The third lady says, "Well, I aint gonna wear no panties..."
"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box first"
 
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