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There is a medical distinction between “guts” and “balls”.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with “guts”, or with “balls”.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal:
Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by
your wife with a broom and having the “guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and
having the “balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with “guts”, or with “balls”.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal:
Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by
your wife with a broom and having the “guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and
having the “balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.