Haircut.

[wurzel]

Hi M8s,
Who needs a haircut,

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can
get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours"

The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said,

" About an hour and half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour.

Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how

long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
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Bill, tears in his eyes, said, "Your house.

wurzel.