He created a girl.

Zorba

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#1
The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created
a girl.


Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth........

Ruined the whole f*cking thing.
:-googly
 

RedDevil_UK

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#2
hahah superb :)

and true lol
 

dig deep

Prince of Birthdays
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#3
Nah, the mistake he did was giving her a voice:-Cbigsmil
 

T_G

The Consumate Dreamer
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#4
dig deep said:
Nah, the mistake he did was giving her a voice

Way to go, just what I was thinking! I can see you have a (dig)deep understanding of the subject :-sugar
 

Likvid

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#5
dig deep said:
Nah, the mistake he did was giving her a voice:-Cbigsmil
You would get jail in my country for saying that:-sugar

They are nuts here in my country about these things, at least we can have whatever dish we like....
 

wolfav

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#6
nice one!
cant wait to show the misses
merry christmas
 
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