How chav are you?

[PaulR]

Take the chav test here.

My score?

You are 21 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

I'm a litle disturbed that it's so high actually!

 

[Topper]

Guess what Paul

Wannabe chavYou are 21 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.


Sounds like a load of bull to me:-bash

 

[moffatt]

18% Chav, me.

 

[T_G]

Hmmmm I did not fare as well as you did....


You are 10 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

Cause Im a rocker!!!

 

[BarMoo]

26% chav - like hell. Chav's are clearly working-class snobs (or the people who are snob enough to make polls like this).

Who hasn't stolen a hotel shower gel from Caesar's, Las Vegas, hey?

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[BGonaSTICK]

With some trepidation, STICK sets off for the test....

Will he make it back, or be stuck forever in the 'chill-out zone' of the Croydon Whitgift Centre McDonald's....

 

[BGonaSTICK]

Errr, well I did live in Croydon for 26 years... and I am guilty of breakdancing in the middle of Beckenham's main roundabout and owning a jacked-up Escort 1300 with K&N air filter !

I've also jumped over an oncoming police car on an enduro bike (without permission...) and thought I looked cool in my Pierre Cardin tops and Nike shell suits O-no

No, WAIT! The shell suits WERE cool. I'm blo-Oo-Ody sure they were...

Potential chav
You are 49 % chav

Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners? Does the thought of your man in gold chains and sovereigns get you all hot under the collar? You've still got a fair way to go yet but there's definately something of the chav in you and who knows, carry on the way you're going and one day you might even be able to show Brian Harvey a thing or two.

 

[psats]

Wannabe chav
You are 8 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then.:-bash There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. ..who cares...lol

 

[T_G]

Errr, well I did live in Croydon for 26 years... and I am guilty of breakdancing in the middle of Beckenham's main roundabout and owning a jacked-up Escort 1300 with K&N air filter !

I've also jumped over an oncoming police car on an enduro bike (without permission...) and thought I looked cool in my Pierre Cardin tops and Nike shell suits O-no

Ahhh Croydon....brings back the momories.

This car jumping exercise, that sounds interesting, how about a few more details?

 

[BarMoo]

What's interesting (not really) is if you answer NO to all the Q's - you are still given a 3% rating?

I'd like to hear about this car jumping too, hehe.

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[BGonaSTICK]

Oh, alright

For many years a few of us used to spend virtually every waking moment riding our bikes at a huge piece of wasteground near my house.

We would get chased by the Old Bill every week, but because we knew the place so well, and there were so many entrances and exits, we rarely got caught. I did get taken down by police dog once though

There were two footy pitches back to back, with a huge mound of earth in between. The cop cars used to drive down the edge of the first pitch to get access to the main piece of land. A mate and I happened to be making our escape at full speed down the other pitch, and the timing was just too perfect to resist...

No, I'm not telling the dog story... we're now happily married! OK, That last bit's a joke, though my wife does like to take a bite out of my right arm once in a while.

 

[PaulR]

What's interesting (not really) is if you answer NO to all the Q's - you are still given a 3% rating?

Perhaps you have to be a little bit chav just to take the test?

 

[BarMoo]

Fair point, hehe. I guess I am chavish (as you can see from my actual score)

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[2cvbloke]

You are 15 % chav

15???? I want to be 0%!!! I HATE chavs!!! Annoying feckers!!! 'O'-red

 

[BarMoo]

Well, if you minus the 3% you would have scored (if answering no to all Q's) - you are actually 12% chav.

All of which is BS anyway since the lowest score is 3% (unless I missed a trick question).

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