I am sick to the death of mature content

[Donzo Bonzo]

I'll tell you a fact of life about mature content. It BORES ME SILLY. I write occasionally, journalistic articles for a well known adult magazine.

And we get boxes and boxes of mature content sent to us daily. One box from Brazil contained no fewer than 600 DVDs. It took three guys to lift the box from the truck.

It's insane. Even today, I personally received from the American mature content studio, RED LIGHT DISTRICT, 29 DVDs which I will never watch. Titles like Gutter Mouths, Spermaholics, Just Turned 18, etc. They'll probably lie in a drawer forever.

In the business, they're what are called "screeners"; free DVDs sent out to reviewers. And once the world has your name, they come at your door every day. Boxes of Japanese mature content sent daily. Boxes of Italian mature content daily. I wouldn't wish my life on anyone. I had to buy a garage to put them in.

Guys, mature content bores me to death.

So I am off to watch EastEnders.

 

[BGonaSTICK]

Move?

Change job?

Weld your letterbox up?

 

[brewby]

distribute them to the poor and needy?

 

[shazmart]

...or the Married?

 

[Channel Hopper]

Ill take a few jewel cases from you if you want

 

[T_G]

You poor thang. My condolences. It is appalling how some people like yourself have to suffer for the good of all mankind without getting the recognition.

 

[wurzel]

Hi M8,
If its any help to you, i will relieve you of some of your mature content dvds, sure i can find a good home for them. and have several mates as well more then willing to help you out to lighten your daily load of mature content. lol. wurzel.

 

[Glamma Kid]

Hmmmmm, I think I speak for a lot of us when I say

WWWOOOAAAAHHHHH!!!! You jammy sod!

Yes, one agrees with wurzel. A home could be found very quickly!! I'd even collect!!

 

[mikk]

yeah Bonzo, hate to see ya suffer, send me some I'll pay postage, damn I'll even do your job for you and review them. pm me.

 

[temelkovd]

I do agree.... Distributing them to the married is the right thing to do....

I'll tell you a fact of life about mature content. It BORES ME SILLY. I write occasionally, journalistic articles for a well known adult magazine.

And we get boxes and boxes of mature content sent to us daily. One box from Brazil contained no fewer than 600 DVDs. It took three guys to lift the box from the truck.

It's insane. Even today, I personally received from the American mature content studio, RED LIGHT DISTRICT, 29 DVDs which I will never watch. Titles like Gutter Mouths, Spermaholics, Just Turned 18, etc. They'll probably lie in a drawer forever.

In the business, they're what are called "screeners"; free DVDs sent out to reviewers. And once the world has your name, they come at your door every day. Boxes of Japanese mature content sent daily. Boxes of Italian mature content daily. I wouldn't wish my life on anyone. I had to buy a garage to put them in.

Guys, mature content bores me to death.

So I am off to watch EastEnders.

 

[martinw01908]

Hahaha Don't think I want to get married then.

 

[hmadfai]

...or the Married?

.. yup, I second this opinion! :-bigsmile

 

[BGonaSTICK]

... all you have to do is write some mucky cr@p and sell it to a jazz mag publisher for 10 bob, whilst ensuring that your return postcode is correct...

You could also just post your email address here. I'm sure you'll receive lots of offers of mature content... O-Ha

 

[Rod Hulls Aerial]

Hmmm.. I will admit mature content is certainly "repetitive" (along with certain strains you can get from watching it) However Marriage does certainly kill your s_x life (with your wife anyway) and watching Venus or certain TPS channels can occasionally be the only relief (if you'll pardon the expression) from an otherwise dull existence.
But come on, if you get mature content thrown at you for free then you should be happy that you don't have to pay for it, plus you will always have a huge supply should you ever get married and heavens forbid, give up watching satellite TV.

 

[alay]

Donzo bonzo, i may be interested in a couple of those japanese goods, please pm me.

Everything must be in balance

 

[Analoguesat]

Why can I see this turning into one long list of folks asking for some of the merchandise ????

 

[T_G]

Why can I see this turning into one long list of folks asking for some of the merchandise ????

because you got a nice pair of eyes?

 

[Digital2]

I'd love to borrow or buy the ones that you think will remain in your drawer forever! Your well wishers advised you right, just put in your Email (and your account No.) You'll get the postage money and mail orders (as a second job!) Good Luck

 

[waverider]

I take you have not heard of eBay then? ;)