I'd Rather Die

[Lazarus]

Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells




Viruses, endless Reboots, all doomed to end with the BSOD.


"Have you tried turning him off then on again?"

 

[2cvbloke]

"Reprogramming cells", as in artificial genetic mutation, genetic mutation that could go a tad wrong and be the end of all life on earth? What could possibly go wrong...........

 

[sonnetpete]

"Doctor, is Mr Smith in bed 14 ok, he's been asleep for nearly two days now"....

"Yes nurse he's fine. Microsoft are doing an upgrade..."

 

[Analoguesat]

BSOD = Blue Sheen of Death???

 

[4wd]

And those fixed cells will probably send telemetry and download (cr)apps from the ms store.

Another 'incredible breaktrough'

 

[Lazarus]

My dyslexia saw that as Goat Brian.

You know, the chap who has just bought a Bar.

 

[sonnetpete]

The Man Who Stares At Goats?

 

[skomedal]

Is this Sly reported related to this thread???????????

Head transplant doctor claims breakthrough

Only curious

 

[Channel Hopper]

The Man Who Stares At Goats?

As long as that is all he does with them..........

 

[2cvbloke]

As long as that is all he does with them..........

So he can't even make curry goat with them?

 

[Vipersan]

Well at least that would give us about 10 years cancer free if we dont have to crtl alt del and the C patches actually work...but eventually microshyte would drop all support and force us to upgrade to cancer 2 ...just to stay alive...