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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in he room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '£120,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you
later! I love you!'
MAN: 'Bye, I love you, too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
Everyone else in he room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '£120,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you
later! I love you!'
MAN: 'Bye, I love you, too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
