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A woman and baby are in the examination room awaiting the arrival of the doctor to carry out the baby’s first exam. Eventually he arrived and carried out a thorough examination on the baby before announcing “This baby is underweight”
“Is he breast or bottle fed?” he asked.
“Breast.”
“Well strip to the waist” he said, which she duly did.
He pinched her nipples, prodded pressed and kneaded both breasts in a detailed examination. Motioning her to get dressed he said “No wonder the baby is underweight. You have no milk.”
“I know” she replied “I’m his granny, but I’m glad I brought him here.”
“Is he breast or bottle fed?” he asked.
“Breast.”
“Well strip to the waist” he said, which she duly did.
He pinched her nipples, prodded pressed and kneaded both breasts in a detailed examination. Motioning her to get dressed he said “No wonder the baby is underweight. You have no milk.”
“I know” she replied “I’m his granny, but I’m glad I brought him here.”