Instant limericks !

[spiney]

LimGen: The Limerick Generator for Limerick Fans .

 

[Marts]

There once was a lady from Satellites UK,
Who wouldn't come out but for Is the best,
The rest of the Get your,
She always felt Daily rashion here,
She was lending herself to a Of the day.

LOL another case of Dyslexia for cure found :-omg

 

[Topper]

I think it need a little refinement, or maybe I do

There was a young hunter named Janice
Who was eaten for lunch by a Horse.
Said the animal, "Stop!
You'd be tastier, Plot
If you had been salted and blew!" :-omg

 

[Salty25]

This is rubbish, but here's what it came up with:

There was once a sweaty lady of Rome,
Who spanked in an old catacomb.
When the flapjacks came to prey,
She'd spray them at bay
With an offer of horse in her home.

and...

A dodgy fellow from Rye
Went to visit his bitch close by,
Who said, with a grin,
As he pumped him in:
"Hello, Smith! You're red raw! How am I?"

 

[Sir Bronking]

There once was a princess named bronking,
And where she is now, no one stonking.
It is rumored she satellite,
Or at least, so it's bright,
From a prince with a very long bonking.

 

[Zorba]

All I did was put some words in at random......
Your limerick:

There once was a princess named zorba,
And where she is now, no one saw her.
It is rumored she choked,
Or at least, so it's thought,
From a prince with a very long porker

 

[spiney]

Well, there's loads of limericks online - including extremely dirty ones - just google for them!

Much less well known - but also good fun - is the clerihew:

Adding a Little Mystery to the Clerihew .

Unlike limericks, Clerihews are hard to find on the web, but here's a few more examples:
The Blog of the American Chesterton Society: An Thorough Explanation of Clerihews from John Peterson .

Here's the biggest collection I can find, but considering the subject matter, will probably not excite most people:
Philosophical Clerihews .

Here's a good modern one:
it comes in pints?: The Clerihew Contest .