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OK, Fellas, see how you get on with this lot.....
1) Some months have 30 days, some have 31 but how many have 28?
2) Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10
3) If a Doctor gave you 3 tablets and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last?
4) Whats the furthest distance a dog can run into the woods
5) Which country has the 4th of July? France, USA or UK?
6) A man built a rectangular house with each side having a southern exposure. A bear walked past the house. What colour was it?
7) If you were alone in a deserted house at night and there was an oil lamp, a fire and a candle and you only had one match, which one would you light first?
8) How many birthdays does the average man have?
9) Why can`t a man living in York be buried in Trent
10) If you had two coins totalling 11 pence and one of the coins is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins?
11) How much soil is there in a 2ft x 2ft x 4ft hole?
12) If two monkeys sit in the corner of a rectangular room and look at another pair of monkeys in the next corner and so on until every pair of monkeys in a corner was looking at another pair, how many monkeys could say they were looking at other monkeys?
13) Is it legal for a man to marry his widows sister?
14) If you take 2 apples from 3 apples what do you have?
15) If you drive a bus leaving waterloo with 40 passengers, drop off 7 and pick up 2 at aldwych, stop at holbourn and pick up 6 then drive to liverpool street 6 minutes later and collect 4 more, what would the drivers name be?
16) How many of each species did Moses take in to the ark?
All have proper answers. Enjoy
1) Some months have 30 days, some have 31 but how many have 28?
2) Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10
3) If a Doctor gave you 3 tablets and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last?
4) Whats the furthest distance a dog can run into the woods
5) Which country has the 4th of July? France, USA or UK?
6) A man built a rectangular house with each side having a southern exposure. A bear walked past the house. What colour was it?
7) If you were alone in a deserted house at night and there was an oil lamp, a fire and a candle and you only had one match, which one would you light first?
8) How many birthdays does the average man have?
9) Why can`t a man living in York be buried in Trent
10) If you had two coins totalling 11 pence and one of the coins is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins?
11) How much soil is there in a 2ft x 2ft x 4ft hole?
12) If two monkeys sit in the corner of a rectangular room and look at another pair of monkeys in the next corner and so on until every pair of monkeys in a corner was looking at another pair, how many monkeys could say they were looking at other monkeys?
13) Is it legal for a man to marry his widows sister?
14) If you take 2 apples from 3 apples what do you have?
15) If you drive a bus leaving waterloo with 40 passengers, drop off 7 and pick up 2 at aldwych, stop at holbourn and pick up 6 then drive to liverpool street 6 minutes later and collect 4 more, what would the drivers name be?
16) How many of each species did Moses take in to the ark?
All have proper answers. Enjoy