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Investment advice

Analoguesat

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above information, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

O-Ha :p :D
 

RedDevil_UK

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hahahah brilliant :D