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<blockquote data-quote="Analoguesat" data-source="post: 85893" data-attributes="member: 176362"><p>If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.</p><p></p><p>With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.</p><p></p><p>With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.</p><p></p><p>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year</p><p>ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.</p><p></p><p>Based on the above information, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.</p><p></p><p>O-Ha <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick Out Tongue :p" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":p" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Analoguesat, post: 85893, member: 176362"] If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00. Based on the above information, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. O-Ha :P :D [/QUOTE]
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